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I want a dude who will listen to my crazy eclectic music with me, let me fart on them, gives me head till I’m dead, has style that I fucking dig, greasy hair, and is taller than fucking 5’7 and has bigger feet than I do. IS THAT TOO HARD TO ASK FOR?

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

i hope this woman lives forever

DUDE BETTY WHITE AND I ARE ON THE SAME FUCKING PAGE HOLY FUCK

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lesbeehive:

Les Beehive – Angelina Jolie photographed by Brad Pitt

She’s still a bad girl, delightfully so. It’s not for public consumption.Brad Pitt

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samanthagang:

wow censor beep is so satisfying

stresssfreee:

for the two of you that are mac demarco fans, spread this like wild fire

i found it in the realms of the interwebs

Oh my fucking god. I love him

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nlb:

New York.

dogsandpupsdaily:

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dogsandpupsdaily:

- Pembroke Welsh Corgi. Want more? Follow:http://dogsandpupsdaily.tumblr.com/

GOD SO CUTE